Pathan Jokes

Latest Pathan Jokes:

• Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao
  Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..
  
  Us Ki Bivi Ny Kaha:
  "Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.
  
  Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
  Bivi Boli: Sirf Ek..??
  
  Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Touch Screen Wala Bakra
  Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??
  
  Admi: 40,000 Ka..
  
  Pathan Heran Ho Ker:
  
  O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Egyptian Mummies
  2 Pathano Ny Pehli Baar Egyptian Mummies Dekhin.
  
  1st Pathan: Yara Dekho Itni Sari Bandages. Pakka Kisi Truck Ny Mara Hoga.
  
  2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum Sahi Kehta Hai.
  Dekho Us Per Truck Ka Number Bhi Dala Hua Hai BC-1285.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Mera Mobile Kharab Hogaya Hai
  Pathan: Yara Mera Mobile Kharab Hogaya Hai,
  Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao.
  
  Sardar: "Dentist, Wo Q.??
  
  Pathan: Yara Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gaya Hai Na.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Takalluf Bartaraf
  1 Sheikh K Ghar Pathan Gaya..
  Sheikh Pathan se:
  Bhai Takalluf Na Karen, Bataen
  Chai Chaly Gi Ya Thanda. ?
  
  Pathan: Is Me Takalluf Ki Kiya Baat Hai,
  Chai Banne Tak Thanda Le Aaen.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Mushkil Khan
  Ek Pathan Ki 10 Betiyan Thin..
  Phir Ja Ker Us K Haan Ek Beta Hua.
  
  Sochen Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga.??
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  Mushkil Khan.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha  

 

• Sadqa
  Ek Pathan Ki Murghi Bohat Beemar Ho Ker Theek Ho Gai..
  .
  To Phir
  .
  .Phir Us Ne Murghi K
  Theek Hony Ki Khushi Me
  .
  Ek "Bakra" Sadqa Ker Diya.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Joke
  Ek Pathan Pani Pee Raha Tha..
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  .
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  Aby Ab Pathan Kiya Pani Bhi Nahi Pee Sakta?
  Is Me Bhi Joke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko.? :-D
  
  Hhahahaha

• Lift Chahiye
  Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
  Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:
  "Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?"
  
  Pathan: O Nai Yara,
  Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Hum Pathan Hai
  Ek Pathan Ki Beti Ko Kisi Ny Msg Kiya:
  "I Love U"
  
  Pathan: Hum Pathan Hai, Hum Kisi Ka Koi Cheez nahi Rakhty,
  
  Tum Bhi Us Ka Msg Usay Wapas Bhejo.." :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Rikshaw Ka Khayal
  Ek Pathan Apne Rikshaw k Sath Khara Tha..
  1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
  "Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"
  
  Pathan:
  Hum To Chala Jayega Lekin
  Hamara Rikshaw Ka Kon
  Khayal Rakhega.. :-D
  
  Hhahahaha

• Bas Ek Chutki NASWAR
  Ek Chutki "NASWAR" Ki Qeemat Tum Kiya Jano Dost..
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  Pathan K Sir Ka Taj Hoti Hai Ek Chutki NASWAR..
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  Aur Paan ki Dukan pe Aam Hoti Hai Ek Chutki NASWAR..
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  Sasti se Sasti Aur Mehngi se Mehngi Hoti Hai Ek Chutki NASWAR..
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  Different Green Color Me Dastiyab Hoti Hai Ek Chutki NASWAR..
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  Her Jaga Beth ker Lagai Jasakti Hai E Chutki NASWAR..
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  Nashy ki Shuruat Hoti Hai Ek Chutki NASWAR..
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  Plastic & Rubber Band ka Sath Hoti Hai Ek Chutki NASWAR..
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  Pathan ki Pukar, Khane ko Tayyar
  Aur Kuch Nahi Bas Ek Chutki NASWAR.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Pathan Ka Lucky Day
  Ek Admi Ne Pathan Se Pucha:
  "App Ka Lucky Day Kon Sa Hai.?"
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  Pathan: Basant, Jub Sary Bache Chat Pe Hote Hen.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Ek Lanat
  Aadmi Charsi Pathan Se:
  Tum Charas Pi Rahy Ho, Tum Ko Pata Nahi Ye Ek Lanat Hai??
  
  Charsi Pathan: Hum Ko Pata Hai,
  Isi Liye Hum Is Lanat Ko Khatam Ker K Dam Le Ga,
  Aao Ek Dabbi Charas Tum Bhi Khatam Kero.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Dawa
  Pathan Mareez: Doctor Saab Aap Ny Jo
  Dawa Patchi K Pichy Likhi Thi Wo To Kahin Pe Nahi Mili..
  
  Punjabi Doctor: Lo Dasso, Oye Paaglay'
  Wo To Me Ny Pen Chala Ker Dekha Tha K Chalta Bhi Hai K Nahi.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Ek Admi Pehli Baar
  Ek Admi Pehli Baar Peshawar Gaya,
  Wahan Ja Ker Ittifaq Se Us Ki GHadi(Watch) Kharab Ho Gai,
  Wo Bazar Me Ek Ghadiyon Ki Dukan Me Gaya Aur Kaha:
  "Meri Ghadi Theek Ker Den."
  
  Dukandaar: Hum Ghadi Theek Nahi Kerty, Balke Hum "Khatnay" Kerty Hen.
  
  Admi: Phir Aap Ny Yahan Ghadiyan Q lagai Hen??
  
  Dikandaar: Phir Aap Hum Ko Batao Hum Kiya Lagaaye.?? :-D
  
  
  
  Hahhaha

• Tum Bhi
  Gul Bano: Janu Tum Moonchhon K Baghair Bohat Piyare Lagty Ho..
  
  Pathan: Haan Tum Bhi.. :-D
  
  MORAL:
  Pathan 2 Din Se Footpath Per So Raha Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahahaha

• Insan Aur Sardar
  Pathan Sardar Se:
  "Insan Aur Sardar Me Kya Faraq Hai?"
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  .
  Sardar Replied:
  "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai,,
  Insan Nahi Hota" :-D
  
  Point 2 B Noted.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Wash Basin
  Ek Pathan Hotel Me Khana Khany K Baad
  Hath Dhony Washroom Me Gaya.
  Magar Wahan Ja Ker Basin Ko Dhony Laga..
  
  Manager Ko Pata Laga To Wo
  Bhagta Hua Aya Aur Kaha:
  Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
  
  Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
  Phir Tum Ny Yahan Ye Board Q Laga Rakha Hai;
  
  "Wash Basin.." :-D
  
  Hhahahaha

• Dry Fruits
  Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..
  
  Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
  
  Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur
  Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Loan Le Lo
  Pathan: O Yara Hum Ko Paise Chahiye,
  Hamary Paas Kapray Nahi Hen Pehanny K Liye,
  Hum Kiya Kare.??
  
  Dost: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo.
  
  Pathan: Hum Loan Le Ker Kiya Karega?
  Hum Ko To Sirf COTTON Pehanny Ka Aadat Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahahha

• Double Roti
  Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..
  
  Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho??
  
  Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha,
  Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur
  Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch
  Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Zebra Crossing
  Pathan Zebra Crossing K
  Black & White Lines Per
  Baar Baar Idhar Udhar Chal Raha Tha..
  
  Dost: Khan Saab Ye Aap Kiya ker Rahy Ho??
  
  Pathan: Ye Khana Kharab Ka
  Bacha PIANO Aakhir Baj Q Nahi Raha.. :-D
  
  Hhahahaha

• Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki
  Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki:
  How Long Is The Journey From Islamabad To America.??
  
  Receptionist: 1 Sec Sir..
  
  Pathan Ny Phone Band Kerty Huwe Kaha:
  Pee Ker Bethi Hai Kamini.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Khali Msg
  Pathan Ko Ek Number Se Khali Msg Aya..
  
  Us Ny Us Number Per Reply Kiya:
  "O Yara Tumhary Mobile Ki
  Ink Khatam Ho Gai Hai,
  Khali Msg Bhej Raha Hai,
  Is Me Ink Dalwao.." :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Ghalti
  Pathan Ny Sardar Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara..
  
  Sardar: Oye Me Ny Kiya Ghalti Ki Hai Jo
  Tu Ny Mujhy Mara..??
  
  Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
  Ab Kiya Hum Tumhary Ghalti Kerny Ka Intzar Kerta.. :-D
  
  Hahahaha

• Bohat Germi Hai Yaar
  Sardar: Bohat Germi Hai Yaar.
  
  Pathan LAYS Ka Packet Dete Huwe:
  Le Lo Hawa Khao.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• JAMUN Ka Ped
  Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped
  K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??
  
  Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped
  Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Kuch De Do
  Pathan Cycle Per Sawar Faqeer K Paas Se Guzra..
  
  Faqeer: Allah K Naam Per Kuch De Do..
  
  Pathan: Chalo Pichy Betho Hum Tum Ko Chorr De Ga.. :-D
  
  Hhahahha

• Garam Masala
  A Colgate's Salesman Comes On Pathan's Door.
  
  Salesman: Kiya Aap K Toothpaste Me Namak Hai.??
  
  Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
  Aaj Namak Puchta Hai,
  Kal Boly Ga Aap K Toothpaste
  Me Garam Masala Hai.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Fifty Fifty
  Pathan Aur Sardar Ja Rahy Thy,
  Rasty Me Unhen 1000 Ka Note
  Para Hua Mila..
  
  Sardar: Chalo Isay
  Fifty Fifty Ker Lety Hen..
  
  Pathan: Abay Dhakkan Saaly,
  Phir Baki 900 Ka Kiya Karen Gy,
  Aisa Kero 500 Tum Rakho,
  500 Hum Rakhta Hai OK..
  
  Sardar: Ok.. :-D
  
  Hahahhaha

• Puncture Ki Dukan
  Ek Pathan Ny Puncture Ki Dukan Kholi..
  
  Us Ny Suna Tha K
  Puncture Ko Pani Me
  Check Kiya Jata Hai,
  Is Liye Wo Pani Me Beth Gaya..
  
  Thori Dair Baad Pathan Bola:
  "Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
  Bulbulay To Nikal Rahy Hen
  Lekin Samajh Nai Aa Raha K
  Puncture Kahan Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• DJ Singer
  Shadi Me Singer Ny Gana Start Kiya:
  
  "Jis Ko Dance Nahi Kerna Wo
  Ja K Apni Bhains Charaaye"
  
  Ye Sunty Hi Pathan
  Apni Begam Ko Le Ker
  Khany Ki Table Ki Taraf Chala Gaya.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Makeup Q Kerti Hen
  Pathan:
  Yara Ye Aurten Itna Makeup Q Kerti Hen,
  Jab Dhekho Her Waqt Makeup Kiya Hota Hai..
  
  Sardar: Haan Yaar,
  Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Bata K
  Meri Bivi Makeup Kerna Chhor De..
  
  Pathan:
  Yara Us Ki Baat Mat Kero,
  Us Per Makeup Bohat Suit Kerta Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• 4 Biviyon Ki Gunjaish
  Pathan: Gul Bano,
  Hamary 4 Bachon Me Se
  Tumhen Sab Se Ziyada Piyara Kon Hai??
  
  Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Hum Ko To Sab Bacha Acha Lagta Hai.
  
  Pathan: Sab Se Ek Jitna Piyar Kese Ho Sakta Hai?
  
  Gul Bano: Allah Ki Taraf Se
  Ek Maa K Dil Me Sab Bachon
  K Liye Mohabbat Ho Sakti Hai.
  
  Pathan: Yehi To Hum Bhi
  Tum Se Kehta Hai K
  Allah Ki Taraf Se Ek Mard
  K Dil Me 4 Biviyon K Liye
  Ek Jesi Mohabbat Ho Sakti Hai.. :-)
  
  NOTE:
  Pathan Ki Namaz-e-Janaza
  Kal Zuhar K Baad Ada Ki Jaye Gi..
  
  Shukriya :-D :-)

• Insan Ki Izzat
  Teacher: Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
  Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbuti
  Se Pakray Rakhti Hai.??
  
  Pathan:
  Shalwar Ka Nara.. :-D
  
  hahhaha

• Love Letter
  Ek Pathan Khali Paper Ko Baar Baar Choom Raha Tha..
  
  Sardar:
  Ye Kiya Hai??
  
  Pathan: Ye Love Letter Hai.
  
  Sardar: Magar Ye To Khali Hai.
  
  Pathan: Hamara Aaj Kal
  Gul Bano Se Baat Cheet Band Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahhaah

• Tom & Jerry
  Pathan With Wife Went 2 London,
  in the hotel room, Pathan heard his
  Wife scream 'Chooha'
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  Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,
  Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:
  Hello Room Service?
  
  Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?
  
  Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?
  
  Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.
  
  Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here,
  in our Room.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• How Long
  Pathan Interview Deny Gaya..
  
  Interviewer: What Did U Do Before?
  
  Pathan: I Was In Army.
  
  Interviewer: How Long Were U In Army??
  
  Pathan: 5 Foot 11 Inch.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Pathan Udaas Betha Tha
  Pathan Udaas Betha Tha..
  
  Dost: Kiya Hua Lala??
  
  Pathan: Kiya Bataun Yara,
  Apni Bivi Ko Bari Mushkil Se
  "Blue Whale Game" Khelny Per
  Razi Kiya Tha..
  Wo 49 Task Per Thi To
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  WHALE Ny Khudkushi Ker Li.. :-)
  :-D
  Hhahaha

• Puncture Tyre
  Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
  Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
  Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.
  
  Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
  Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:
  
  "Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
  Drivery Ko,
  Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
  Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Zong Offer
  Pathan Ny 3 Logon Ko Truck K Nichy Daba Diya.
  
  Judge: Jab Tum Nashy Me
  Bhi Nahi Thy To Tum Ny Aisa Q Kiya??
  
  Pathan: Zong Walon Ki Waja Se
  
  Judge: Kiya Matlab??
  
  Pathan: Unhon Ny Kaha Tha K
  Is Offer Ko Hasil Kerny K
  Liye 3 Dabaen.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha

• Mazaq
  Susar:
  Gulab Khan, 12 Saal me 12 Bachay.
  Ye Tum Ny Kiya Mazaq Laga Rakha Hai Meri Beti K Sath.
  
  Gulab Khan:
  Susar Ji, Hum Ghareeb Zarur Hai,
  Magar Waday Ka Pakka Hai.
  Hum Ny Aap Se Wada Kiya Tha
  K Kabhi Aap Ki Beti Ko Khali
  Pait Nahi Rakhy Ga.. :-D
  
  Hahaha

• I Love My Friend
  Doctor:
  Aap ka Jigar(Liver) Bohat Kharab Hai..
  
  Pathan:
  Hum Ko Maloom Hai K Bohat Kharab Hai
  Magar
  I Love My Friend
  Jigar Hai Wo Apna.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Ghalti
  Pathan Ne Ghalti Se Kisi
  Aur K No. Per 100 ka Balance Bhej Dia.
  Phir Call ki:
  "O Yara Hamara 100 Ka Balance Wapis Kero"
  
  Puppu:
  Mere Paas to Sirf 80 Aaya Hai.
  
  Pathan:
  Ruko Yara Hum 20 Aur Bhejta Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha

• Gareeb Admi
  Pathan To His Boss:
  Hello Sir, Hum Aaj Kaam Per Nahi Aa Sakta,
  Hamari Car Kharab Ho Gai Hai.
  
  Boss:
  Aap Bus Per Aa Jao.
  
  Pathan:
  Sir Hum Gareeb Admi Hai
  Hamary Paas Bus Nahi Hai
  Sirf Ek Car Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahahha

• Dooor Ka Saga Bhai
  Dost:
  Ye Bacha Tumhara Kon Hai??
  
  Pathan:
  Ye Hamara Dooor Ka Saga Bhai Hai.
  
  Dost: Kiya Matlab??
  
  Pathan:
  Is K Aur Hamare Dermiyan 9 Behan Bhai Ka Faasla Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahahha

• Table For 2
  Man:
  "Waiter, A Table For 2 Please."
  
  Pathan Waiter:
  Ok ....
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  2 X 1 =2
  2 X 2 =4
  2 X 3 =6
  2 X 4 =8
  2 X 5 =10
  2 X 6 =12
  2 X 7 =14
  2 X 8 =16
  2 X 9 =18
  2 X 10 =20
  
  Hahahha

• Hazaron Me Ek
  Gul Bano Romantic Ho Ker Boli:
  Khan Saab Aap To Hazaron Me Ek Ho.
  
  Pathan Ny Us Ko Ek Mukka Mara Aur Bola:
  Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
  Pehly Ye Bata Wo Baki K
  999 Kon Hen..? :-)
  
  Hahhaha

• Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb
  Pathan:
  Yara Hamara Aur Gul Bano Ka
  Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Rishta Hai.
  
  Dost: Wo Kese.??
  
  Pathan:
  Yara Wo Bohat Ajeeb Hai
  Aur Hum Bohat Ghareeb Hai.. :-D
  
  Hahahha